The ultimate tee for the botanically challenged.
Can’t keep a cactus alive? Overwatered another fern? Welcome to the club. Wear your plant crimes with pride in this quirky unisex t-shirt featuring a hilariously doomed potted pal and the bold title Serial Houseplant Killer.
Hand-illustrated by TS Wolfe and printed on soft, breathable organic cotton, this tee is comfy enough for garden centre confessions and plant funerals alike.
? Bold, funny design for plant murderers everywhere
? 100% organic cotton – kinder to the actual environment
? Ideal gift for plant lovers… or plant losersProduct highlights:
Medium fit with a classic crew neck
Designed by TS Wolfe, printed on demand (low waste!)
Fabric weight: 180 g/m² | Soft single jersey
Eco-conscious & ethically made
Made for humans of all genders
Available in multiple sizes (US customers: consider sizing up)
Rock your plant-parent fails with style, sass, and sustainable threads.
Your monstera might not survive, but this tee will.